Monday, August 08, 2005

Van Hilleray's Fonda Desire

Ever the political hopeful and desperate for Media blessings/attention U.S. Senator candidate Van Hilleary vows to debate Jane Fonda. Poor Van must have been sure that a plan to debate Jane would push him to the forefront of the ......(snicker) ....(cough) ... oh I can't do this with a straight face. What in the Sam Hill is he doing?? Imploding? I met Van many years ago and have had many interviews with him, seen him work the crowds, etc. But during his failed run a governor of TN, I noticed how he seemed ...well, desperate.

And poor Jane, too. Even a movie with J-Lo and an autobigraphy that admits, yes, she's been kinda wacky, can't seem to bring Media Satisfaction and so she is planning on a "tour" on a bus that runs on vegetable oil. WHO writes this stuff?? Ends up making Sen. (I'm A Doctor, Really!) Frist seem almost normal.

All the Tennessee leftovers that have been served up for the U.S. Senate make ya wonder if we have politicial leadership or just another casting call for "Dukes of Hazzard." There ya go, Van - Debate Johnny Knoxville!! Debate Jessica Simpson!! Get a guest spot on the "O.C."!! Cut a duet with Dolly Parton!!!

9 out of 10 Tennessee residents have no idea who is running for U.S. Senate. So even a crumb of attention must seem like a banquet.

4 comments:

Tennessee Jed said...

I have been wondering what the heck Jane has been thinking! Does she just want another generation of service men and women to hate her?

Same Shit Different Decade

Her going there and Van going there...entertainment for the masses anyhow.

Hanoi Jane said...

There's no such thing as bad PR, honey.

Mountain Girl said...

Debate Jane Fonda? HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa
HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa
Did I make my point? I realize Jane has opinions and all, but really. It's not like she's another Shirley Black or Sonny Bono. *snicker *snicker. Everyone knows Barbarella's no Terminator. Oh, I kill me.

Tennessee Jed said...

When you are famous it is PR, when you are not, it is crime/treason...I understand now. Thanks Bagdad Jane, Karl Rove, Michael Jackson and the other folks who make more fame and money than me.